Tuesday, April the 28th, 2015
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I have had a fabtastic idea for a TV show. It's called Wankers On Hovercrafts. Each episode would follow a channel crossing, there and back, by a group of objectionable people aboard an outmoded form of sea transport. The idea ticks all the boxes—well, three of them—and would be relatively cheap to produce. I shall set up a meeting with a BBC commissioning editor at the first opportunity, and I have every confidence that it will get the go-ahead. I mean, it's the perfect TV show, surely? When you see me collecting my gong at a future awards ceremony, remember where you first read those magic words—Wankers On Hovercrafts!