Friday, February the 17th, 2017
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I posted this thirteen long years ago, in March 2004, but it still makes me laugh, so I thought I'd pop it in again:
Is nothing sacred? In this age of pointless but seemingly obsessive rebranding, news reaches us that Snow White's diminutive pals, the seven dwarves, are to be given new names. From next Friday, apparently, they are to be known as Wretched, Spiteful, Incontinent, Wistful, Lippy, Rancorous & Preening.