Incey-Wincey Quartet

Incey-wincey badger, scrubbling in the dirt
Puts some sticks together and builds himself a yurt
He's a New Age badger, his name is Little Kurt
Careful now, his feelings are very easily hurt

QIncey-wincey lobster, clacking in the sea
His brain's completely alien to that of you and me
Incey-wincey lobster, much bigger than a bee
The lobster's very strange, and is never ever twee

Incey-wincey goat-boy, creature of two realms
We can see you darting in between the elms
Half of you is human, the other half's a goat
Incey-wincey goat-boy, drowning in a moat

Incey-wincey Stalin with his pockmarked face
Keeps all his medals in a big briefcase
Lurks in the Kremlin hatching plots and schemes
Incey-wincey Stalin haunts your childhood dreams