Wednesday, March the 24th, 2004
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Due to a production error, the text and pictures which appeared under the heading “Six Cows And A Bee” on Friday 19th March were completely erroneous. Wool from Mrs Gubbins' knitted tea-cosy began to unravel and somehow became entangled in the mainframe, leading to all sorts of hoo-ha. The headline was meant to a refer to a piece about the debut performance of a new pop group of that name. We hope to run the article as soon as we can spring Mrs Gubbins from chokey (see yesterday), although I have to admit that things are running quite smoothly in her absence.