Tuesday, April the 6th, 2004

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Ask Uncle Dan

Dear Uncle Dan

Why are you blundering about in a room that has all those leeks dangling from the ceiling?

Perplexed of Blister Lane

Ask Uncle Dan: Leeks

Dear Perplexed

That is not me, you clot! I have never worn such a pullover in my life.

Uncle Dan