Thursday, May the 26th, 2005
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Further to yesterday's item Pansy The Adept, Pansy Cradledew has asked me to publish the following statement:
I fear that in your ill-considered witterings about the ancient mystic art of Goon Fang, you gave the impression that I am an Adept. There are many—indeed, countless—levels of eptness within Goon Fang, and I wish it to be quite clear to your readers that I am an Inept. If you do not publish this correction on your website, I shall have no choice but to make a visitation to Haemoglobin Towers and enact the Goon Fang movement known as The Fluttering Sociopathic Moth-Being, guaranteed to give you hideous nightmares for the rest of your life, believe you me.